The President and Mrs. Mitchelle Obama are in the front row at a Yankees game.
The row behind them is taken up with Secret Service agents, one of whom leans over and whispers something into the President’s ear.
As soon as he finishes, Mr. Obama grabs Mitchelle by the scruff of the neck and heaves her over the railing.
Mitchelle falls 10 feet to the top of the dugout, kicking and screaming obscenities.
The Secret Service agent leans over again and whispers,
“Mr. President, I said, they want you to throw out the first PITCH!” :laugh:
Thanks to Scott G for this…
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