1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
3. You have more wives than teeth.
4. You wipe your backside with your bare hand, but consider bacon “unclean.”
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
6. You can’t think of anyone you haven’t declared Jihad against..
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
8. You were amazed to discover that mobile phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one..
10. You’ve always had a crush on your neighbor’s goat.
This was sent to me in a forward so I don’t know the original source – if you’re that source let me know so I can give credit…
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